Married fishkeeper to divorced fishkeeper in three easy steps....

1. Wait for the wife to go to the gym...
2. Use her newish big pot to boil peat...
3. Go to the fish room to feed fish and forget about the pot on the stove...

 

lmfu hectic...
3 easy steps on how to save the relationship.
1.Use mR Muscle and handy andy to clean Pot and stove.
2. throw away all the mess but first hide in newspaper and a bag and burry deep in council refuse bin.
3. Place the pot away and act like everything is cool.

 

:laugh:..
Take the wife out for a dinner..WHy?
U just feel she deserves the treat:blink1:!

 

He he he!!! Did all three but neglected to clean the water that leaked under the stove and dripped onto the clean pots!!! got caught red-handed!!! :laugh:

 

Yip a dinner will sort things out!!!!

 

Lol i have no steps for that... Hope the dinner goes smooth

 

The things we'll do for this hobby ne! Lol. :bigsmile:Good luck.

 

No use in hiding these things women have a sixth sense when it comes to detecting when we've messed up Just admit guilt, buy flowers, chocolates and dinner and apologise profusely and beg for a light sentence.

 

Hahaaa and what was her response?

 

He he he not too bad actually considering! I think she showed a bit of restraint:laugh:...

 

Hey

 

hmmm - again it is all about focusing on the alternative ... burnt pot on stove vs used condom on bedside table ( ah esp if she is allergic to latex) - just saying. you offer the flowers and a dinner way to easy as the solve all

Later Ferdie

 

So it's true when your guy gives you flowers it's because he's in the dog box?
My OH destroyed my solar jar as he had an idea involving LED lights for the fish tank - I didn't get a new solar jar or flowers

 

Must be if he was wise it would be a packet of seeds and a garden so that you could plant your own.

Later Ferdie